That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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