Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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