He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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