omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
what day is it and did you see me today?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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