In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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