Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
it glows. i had to have it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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