That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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