god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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