you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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