She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize