I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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