you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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