I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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