I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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