hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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