Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
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I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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