the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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