Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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