What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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