i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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