even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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