You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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