I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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