people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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