i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the day after is always just damage control
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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