In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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