The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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