you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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