Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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