she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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