Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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