I'll bet she douches with gravy.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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