Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
either way he was missing a nipple.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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