yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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