Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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