Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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