sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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