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My Higher Power is John Stamos
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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