I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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