The maid of honor just puked.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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