Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize