Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Also, beer. Big fan.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
