I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I need moral support for this bender
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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