I want to walk on stilts...naked
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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