is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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