their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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