I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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