Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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