is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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