Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You work out of a Hotel?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.