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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.