At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
What a dumb baby whore.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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