I want to make a zoo with you.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
