Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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