How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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