its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I cut my penus on the lid.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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